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Wacky Warning Labels |
Beware! To touch these
wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.
Sign at Railroad Station
Cannot be made
non-poisonous.
Windshield Wash Fluid
Caution: Do not use this
hammer to strike any solid object.
Hammer
Caution: Hot beverages are
hot!
Coffee Cup
Caution: Never drive with
the cover on your windshield
Automobile Windshield cover:
Caution: The contents of
this bottle should not be fed to fish
Dog Shampoo
Choking hazard: This toy
is a small ball.
Rubber Ball
Directions: Use like
regular soap
Dial soap
Do not attempt to stop
chain with your hands or genitals.
Swedish chain saw
Do not dangle the mouse by
its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers.
SGI computer
Do not drive car or
operate machinery.
Children's cough medicine
Do not eat toner.
Laser Printer Cartridge
Do not eat urinal cakes.
Rest Stop in Wisconsin
Do not light the flame
near the face.
Cigarette Lighter
Do not look into laser
with remaining eye.
Laser Pointer
Do not pour liquids into
your television set.
Television Owner’s Manual
Do not put lit candles on
phone.
Cordless Phone
Do not recharge, put in
backwards, or use.
Battery
Do not turn upside down.
(printed on bottom of the box)
Tesco's Tiramisu dessert
Do not use for drying
pets.
Microwave Oven
Do not use intimately.
Deodorant
Do not use orally after
using rectally.
Electronic Thermometer
Do not use orally.
Toilet Bowl Cleaning Brush
Fits one head.
Hotel Shower Cap
For external use only!
Curling Iron
For indoor or outdoor use
only.
Christmas lights
For lifting purposes only
Car Jack
If swallowed or lodged in
ear or nose see doctor.
Ray-O-Vac Renewal AA Batteries
If you are seated in an
exit aisle and are unable to read this, please ask a stewardess to reseat you.
Cayman Airlines safety booklet
Instructional video on
hooking up your VCR included.
VCR
Keep out of children.
Korean Kitchen Knives
Not dishwasher safe.
TV Remote Control
Not for human consumption.
Package of Dice
Not for weight control.
Breath Savers
Not to be used as a
personal flotation device.
6x10 inch inflatable picture frame
Not to be used as
protection from a tornado.
blanket from Taiwan
Not to be used for the
other use.
Japanese food processor
Open packet and eat
contents.
Pack of Peanuts
PARENT: Please exercise
caution—mask and chest plate are not protective; cape does not enable wearer to
fly.
Bat Man The Animated Series Armor Set
Peel fruit from cellophane
before eating.
Fruit Roll-ups
Please store in the cold
section of the refrigerator.
Grapes
Product will be hot after
heating.
Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding
Remember: Objects in
mirror are actually behind you.
Bike Helmet Mirror
Remove used tampon before
inserting a new one.
Tampax Tampons
Serving suggestion:
Defrost.
Swann frozen dinners
Theft of this container is
a crime.
Milk Crate
There shall be three (3)
access levels with level 4 being the highest level.
Fire Alarm System
This camera only works
when there is film inside.
Camera
This cape does not give
the wearer the ability to fly.
Halloween Superman Costume
THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON
ANIMALS.
Insect Spray from New Zealand
Twist top off with hands.
Throw top away. Do not put top in mouth.
Soft Drink
Use caution when using
near fire, flame, or sparks.
Fireplace Lighter
USE EXTREME CAUTION when
stretching cord over load. Keep face and other vulnerable body parts away from
potential cord rebound path.
Bungee cord
USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE
DAMAGE.
Taiwanese shampoo
Warning - this spray is
harmful to bees
Insect Spray
Warning! Never iron
clothes on the body.
Rowenta Iron
Warning: contains nuts
Sainsbury's Peanuts
Warning: do not use if you
have prostate problems.
Midol PMS
WARNING: Do not use in
shower. Never use while sleeping.
Conair Pro Style 1600 hair dryer
Warning: Do not use on
eyes.
Heated Seat Cushion
Warning: drug may cause
sleepiness.
Sleeping Pill Prescription
Warning: Flame may cause
fire.
Butane Lighter
Warning: has been found to
cause cancer in laboratory mice.
Rat Poison
Warning: knives are sharp!
Sharpening Stone
Warning: may cause
drowsiness.
Nytol
Warning: May contain small
parts.
Frisbee
WARNING: Not for use as
earplugs.
Silly Putty
Warning: Pastry Filling
May Be Hot When Heated.
Pop-Tarts
Warning: Remove child
before folding baby stroller.
Baby Stroller
Warning: This product can
burn eyes
Curling Iron
You could be a winner! No
purchase necessary. Details inside.
Fritos